I Make Pour Decisions

Wear Your Wine Wisdom Proudly. 🍷

Some decisions are questionable. This shirt is not one of them. The "I Make Pour Decisions" tee is the go-to for anyone who takes their wine seriously and their wardrobe with a sense of humor. Soft, flattering, and guaranteed to get a laugh — or at least a knowing nod from across the room.

Whether you're hosting a wine night, surviving a Monday, or shopping for the friend who has everything except this shirt, you've found the one.

Why It Works

• The pun lands every time — subtle enough for brunch, bold enough for bachelorettes
• Ultra-soft from the first wear — 4.3 oz combed ring spun cotton that feels like your favorite worn-in tee, immediately
• Flattering on everyone — modern slim cut, unisex sizing from XS to 3XL
• 6 beautiful heathered colors — Mauve, Mint, Prism Lilac, Athletic Heather, Dusty Blue & Deep Teal
• The perfect gift — birthdays, wine nights, girls' trips, holidays, or just because

Product Details

• Fabric: 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring spun cotton, 30 singles
• Fit: Slightly slimmer body with shorter sleeves — a modern, flattering silhouette
• Construction: 1x1 rib knit neck, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Sizes: XS – 3XL

Size Guide

XS — 27" length | 16½" width
S — 28" length | 18" width
M — 29" length | 20" width
L — 30" length | 22" width
XL — 31" length | 24" width
2XL — 32" length | 26" width
3XL — 33" length | 28" width

Tag your partner in pour decisions. You know who they are. 🥂